Once again, a mastermind spins a yarn so sweet it's almost honey. Thanks for the laffs, Rap.

Yankee football shouldn't be called football if one can touch the ball one's upper appendages? Gee... where have I heard that before?... a thousand times.

For anyone who hasn't read countless threads herein about such matters, I shall state, yet again... I like em all but Yankee football is the best because it is as much a game of chess (perhaps moreso) as it is a game of physical prowess and it involves and engages it's fans far more than any other. It is, indeed, the ultimate sport. Short of warfare.