Raggy.... "Posting naked in England is illegal. If I walked to my local postbox, a mere 200yds away from my house I would be arrested for "causing distress or alarm" at the very least or one or another of a whole host of other offences."

Round these her parts, you'd be off to the loony bin and hopefully before yer pecker froze solid and fell off. Minus a shitload C tonight and a frostbite warning issued for the morrow... ten minutes outside and ya lose ten inches... if yer lucky... >;-)