I `ad that buyer from Waitroses` in my cab the other day. `e`d been up at John Lewises` in Oxford Street getting some new curtains on `is partnership discount scheme.
I said, "Morning John. I see your company `as `ardly been touched by the `orse meat scam that`s been going on."
`e`s like, "That`s right Jim. We were alerted early and only got a little scratch. Our tests found out the stuff we were getting from Ireland contained too much salt and "Shergar!!".

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