Oh, I went downtown and I took a little walk,
And I walked right into a doughnut shop.
I fished a doughnut out of the grease,
And I handed the lady a five cent piece.

She looked at the nickel and she looked at me,
She said, "This nickel's no good, you see?"
"There's a hole in the nickel and it goes right through!"
Says I, "There's a hole in the doughnut too!"

Thanks for the doughnut! Goodbye!

Peter.