Pat's friend used to be one of the Sisters of the Holy Smokes, but changed orders to the Sisters of the Divine Figure. Now she's just a CSC -- a Holy Cross nun, as opposed to a hot cross bun or a holey, cross, nun or even a wholly cross nun. She used to work at St. Whoever's Hospital in Boise fixing broke-dick mamalukas without anesthetic and big, dull, square needle.