Thank you for the birthday wishes, and I must correct Amos.

Blind River had a very exciting time a couple years ago when Shame McBride flushed his stash and caused the sewers to back up and act as geysers in every drain in town. It wasn't a very big stash, but it was such bad stuff that even the sewers threw up. That was the official explanation given by the Blind River Sanitary and Sewer Commission and it was backed by whatever the Canadians call their version of the EPA. Unfortunately (for Shame) he was partaking of the facilities at the time and it acted as a gigantic enema on him -- the jail hasn't been the same since.