I was a little squirt when I first heard it on the radio, but I remember it as "Flat-foot floogie with the floy floy."

It was one of a spate of songs about that time, packed with such deathless lyrics as "Boop boop diddum daddum waddum choo." The "Hut-Sut Song" came along about the same time.

Kids got a snort out of them, but—well—don't look for Shakespeare. He ain't there!

Don Firth