It would be cool to decide who the next pope is with a world-wide internet bingo game. Each Catholic receives four bingo cards. There are four games called, one game per card. The purpose is to spell out

P O P E

Sort of like spelling shell on a calculator with the numbers 77345 then turning it upside down and reading it--but different.

The world-wide name that pope bingo player winner [WWNTPBPW] would get to, well, name that pope.

I'm onto something here. Stay tuned . . . .