What did I think you meant? Well, sir, I thought you were careening around in your usual frenzy of fantastical lascivious debauchery and lecherous license, of course, what do you think? Rather like Shane, who has pictured himself in all sorts of intimate situations with the same woman, a woman he is as incapable of understanding or relating to as a pig would be when confronted with the writings of Thomas Aquinas.

I'm glad to see that I was mistaken. I hope you learned something useful in the encounter.