Some years ago a former sister in law got involved with a group that believed that soldiers in Korea (that's how long ago) desperately needed knitted "cock warmers."

I think the s-i-l had to learn to knit in order to participate, but had knitted half a dozen before someone explained to her what they were and planted a slight suggestion that the group had "been had."

I sincerely hope that no poor soldier suffered from not getting one, since the group sort of fell apart soon after.

John