Here's my Jubilee effort. Tune: Lilly Marlene

Tear down all your bunting, rip down every flag.
Why celebrate sixty years of that old bag?
She may wave and open things with all her might,
But still remains a parasite.
That's from Jub'lee Dodgers; we've all pissed off to France.

The French they did the right thing in 1793,
They cut off their King's head, then that of Queen Marie.
The Russians they did the right thing too
The shot the Tsar and his whole damn crew.
There's plenty of mine shafts waiting, since Maggie closed the pits.

What a silly circus is a street party:
A dried up boiled ham sandwich and a cup of luke warm tea.
Dodging the raindrops and cheering the queen,
The silliest farce I've ever seen.
That's from the Jub'lee Dodgers; we've all pissed off to France


Then the wine prevented any further artistic (?) creation