""Ah, don..I forgot to mention that your scientific monitoring of the mother's emotional impulses during pregnancy, was just brilliant and astute!""

You are a total dickhead. This lass was a school friend, with whome I have been in continuous friendly contact ever since, and it doesn't require scientific monitoring to know that she is one of the least stressed members of the whole human race.

As for choice, if you cannot tell us the exact point in your life when you made the conscious choice to prefer the opposite sex (whatever that is in your case), then your choice theory is also shot down in flames.

You can be amusing, much as a chimp can be amusing, without having the intelligence to make a career of it.

But your claims to be a counsellor are far from amusing, and your pretensions to any kind of scientific knowledge are simply absurd.

You really should concentrate on your music and leave the heavy stuff, like thinking, to the grown ups.

Don T.