Shakespeare Insult Kit

Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":

COLUMN 1                       COLUMN 2                            COLUMN 3

artless                             base-court                          apple-john
bawdy                               bat-fowling                         baggage
beslubbering                      beef-witted                         barnacle
bootless                            beetle-headed                    bladder
churlish                            boil-brained                       boar-pig
cockered                          clapper-clawed                      bugbear
clouted                             clay-brained                       bum-bailey
craven                             common-kissing               canker-blossom
currish                             crook-pated                         clack-dish
dankish                             dismal-dreaming             clotpole
dissembling                       dizzy-eyed                          coxcomb
droning                             doghearted                          codpiece
errant                             dread-bolted                       death-token
fawning                             earth-vexing                       dewberry
fobbing                             elf-skinned                         flap-dragon
froward                             fat-kidneyed                       flax-wench
frothy                             fen-sucked                          flirt-gill
gleeking                            flap-mouthed                       foot-licker
goatish                             fly-bitten                              fustilarian
gorbellied                          folly-fallen                         giglet
impertinent                       fool-born                          gudgeon
infectious                          full-gorged                         haggard
jarring                             guts-griping                       harpy
loggerheaded                    half-faced                          hedge-pig
lumpish                             hasty-witted                       horn-beast
mammering                       hedge-born                     hugger-mugger
mangled                            hell-hated                          joithead
mewling                            idle-headed                       lewdster
paunchy                            ill-breeding                       lout
pribbling                          ill-nurtured                       maggot-pie
puking                             knotty-pated                       malt-worm
puny                                milk-livered                       mammet
qualling                            motley-minded                       measle
rank                                onion-eyed                          minnow
reeky                               plume-plucked                       miscreant
roguish                             pottle-deep                         moldwarp
ruttish                             pox-marked                         mumble-news
saucy                               reeling-ripe                       nut-hook
spleeny                             rough-hewn                       pigeon-egg
spongy                             rude-growing                       pignut
surly                               rump-fed                            puttock
tottering                          shard-borne                         pumpion
unmuzzled                       sheep-biting                       ratsbane
vain                                spur-galled                          scut
venomed                          swag-bellied                    skainsmate
villainous                          tardy-gaited                       strumpet
warped                             tickle-brained                      varlot
wayward                          toad-spotted                       vassal
weedy                             unchin-snouted                   whey-face
yeasty                             weather-bitten                      wagtai




Take that, thou beslubbering knotty-pated pignuts...

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