I heard a good one, similar to Kim C's above. Let Bush be Prez on Mon-Wed-Fri, and Gore can do it on Tue-Thur-Sat. Sunday off. Maybe they could trade shifts to get the whole weekend off, (like folks in the Real World do).

"Don't you cry, don't shed no tears,
You know it only comes around every four years".

Steve Goodman, "Election Year Rag"