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Thread #43518   Message #3481173
Posted By: John MacKenzie
18-Feb-13 - 04:33 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req/Add: I'm One of the Nuts of Barcelona
Subject: RE: Lyr Req/Add: I'm One of the Nuts of Barcelona
A CASTER UP OF ALABASTER PLASTER
by
Jack Warner

Now there's a plaster molders yard about a mile from here
Where my old Uncle Teddy has a job that may sound queer
It really is quite different to what other people do
But it really is a clever job, I'm not kidding you.

'Cos 'e's a caster up of alabaster plaster
He's an alabaster plaster caster, see
And 'e doesn't mix with water common powder into mortar
For an alabaster plasterer is 'e.

Now if 'e were merely mixing for cementing
'E would stir it in a mixer, as of old
But to prove he's caster master, casts 'is plaster alabaster
In an alabaster plaster caster's mold.