Okay, you sucked at being a Walmart greeter because you wouldn't do mop duty...

You say that yer arthritis is too bad to sell women shoes...

You don't want to be pope...

Guess that leaves only two choices: just another bum in the park or...

...president of the United States...

Whaddayathink??? Yeah, I know that yer supposed to be American citizen... No problem... I'll hook you up with the guy that did Obama's birth certificate... Ya' know, you do look like you were born in Montana...

B;~)