Just having some fun. Here are some examples of "logic" from different countries of the world. Please feel free to add your own examples! (PS yes I wrote this; aren't I clever?!)

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Germany: The Serbians killed the Archduke of Austria; let's invade France!

France: Let's be so nasty to tourists, our language will remain undefiled!

Sweden: Let's make this fish so smelly that nobody else wants any, then there will be more for us!

Russia: The Tsar was a ruthless dictator! Let's replace him with Stalin!

Japan: Let's eat fish which is hard to prepare correctly and which, if prepared wrong, will kill us!

Italy: Let's hold another election!

Israel: The way to make the Palestinians more friendly is to kill and harrass more of them!

Palestine: The way to make the Israelis give us our own nation is to throw rocks at them!

England: Every 25 years let's privatize everything, then 25 years later, buy it back!

USA: Let's elect either George W. Bush or Al Gore for president!

Canada: Let's emulate the US as closely as possible, then get mad when they think we're at all like them!

Mexico: Let's all go to the USA illegally, then get mad when we're sent back!

Cuba: (no one left to have any logic; they all swam to Florida)

New Zealand: Let's all move to Australia!

Australia: Let's drink a lot of beer and enjoy life!

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Conclusion: Australian logic is best.

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