The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #148849   Message #3484059
Posted By: Bert
26-Feb-13 - 08:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
I don't know why I started a new thread. This certainly belongs here.

Why didn't our local paper carry this news?
Bud accused of watering down their beer

Beer drinkers in the US have filed a $5m (£3.3m) lawsuit accusing Anheuser-Busch of watering down its beer.

How low can you get?

Well, you walk a way from your grocery store
with a six pack of Bud, you can't afford more
But when you get home you must shed a tear
'cos you've bought a pack of the Bud with no beer.