Well being Canadian I have to pick on the Americans, most of whom are now asking:

"How come we in 'the worlds greatest democracy' can't sort out this election so that the guy who got less votes can be definitely declared the winner?"

This is something we know perfectly well how to do. The NDP government of B.C. got fewer votes than the provincial Liberals and have been enjoying power ever since. Except for ex-premier Glen Clark, who now answers to the same question as the one asked of the banjo player wearing a three piece suit:

"Will the defendant please rise?"

W-O