Ya know, Rap, you are givin' that dimwit Hector Ballsworthy a run for his money in comin' up with the most bizarre and totally false allegations about yer betters. You oughta start up a newsrag to compete with his, maybe call it the "Idaho Tattler" or somethin' like that. Along with all yer silly stories about me and that dumb Idaho Legion ya could do updates on Batboy, zombie outbreaks, and lizard people in the halls of Congress.

With yer talent for total absolute bullshit, I figger you could attract a lot of media attention, maybe double yer present income and break into a lower middle class existence for the first time in yer sorry life...

- Chongo