The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3484952
Posted By: Amos
01-Mar-13 - 02:10 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, ma'am, I have been aware of it gradually as Miss Maggie showed me the ropes and got me trained up. She keeps a pretty close eye on me, though; she follows me to every room of the house during the day just to make sure she isn't missing anything, and she is quick to straighten me out if I go wrong. By ad large, it is a very affectionate relationship, rich and enlivening.

If Chongo persists in his blind and wilful denial of his own harmful acts, we may have to organize an intervention to get him to face up to things. Maybe someone could get a message to Chinga and we could round him up and tie him to a chair in one of her prosperous parlors, where he could observe the consequences of his neglect first hand in between Chingas razor strokes. That should bring home to him the morality of his omissions. Maybe with a big picture of his departed Mother on the wall across from the chair where he would have to confront it. One of the girls could drip absinthe onto his forehead from behind while Chinga recited his record back to him. Just think how many Views it would get on YouTube!!!