Old Johnny pucker was a gay old f..ker and a gay old f..ker was he, ya
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Now old old Johnny pucker had a wife called fife and she woke up in the middle of the night singing I do believe that old Johnny pucker was a gay old f..ker and a gay old fucker was he.

I too last heard this about 30 years ago in a pub in Ireland. Hope this helps :).