No question, the US killed him. Of course.

Just like the West toppled Gaddafi to take over Libya, since Libya is just another Sudetenland. After all, a Mudcatter told us this, so it must be true.

Notice how effectively the West is now governing Libya at present.

And the US put the maid up to try to discredit that French socialist with the rich wife- wife I think had a last name of Sinclair--can't remember his name -- wasn't he with the IMF?---how soon we forget.   Entrapment by the maid and false accusations against the socialist, who is pure as the driven (well, slush anyway). And all engineered by (pick one), the CIA, DOD, FBI, any other group you'd like to finger.

Leftist theories are nothing if not imaginative.

But it would be totally unfair to reject the conspiracy theory du jour, since after all, just because it's a crackpot theory doesn't mean it didn't happen.    Mr. Chavez of course always took care of himself, got enough sleep, ate right, had no stress. exercised every day, was slim and muscled.    It couldn't possibly have been his own health problems that killed him.

By the way, do all leftist theories originate in British pubs or are they just the spiritual inspiration for them?