Brings to mind a "Vicar of Dibley" script, roughly as follows:

"
Geraldine: So Jim, what are you going to do on your show?

Jim: Nonononono... I thought I'd have a phone-in talk show?

Geraldine: OK, and what are you going to talk about?

Jim: Nonononono... "Is sex with poodles always wrong?"

Geraldine: I see... And you've found someone to speak on both sides of that argument?

Owen: He certainly has!
"

Sorry, this go right over the head of anyone outside of the UK who's not seen VoD.

Grab.