They start early in the morning and they're at it yet
Hundreds of 'Catters all a-chattin' on the net
The mods come along and they say, "Play nice
And always say thank you for free ad-vice."

Chorus
So chat, ye Mudcatters, chat
And chat, ye Mudcatters, chat
Oh it's troll all night just a-spoilin' for a fight
All along the website
So chat, ye Mudcatters, chat

M had a question 'bout her heatin' gas
By gum, she was a hardy lass
She didn't heed the warnin's of Greg or Claire
And bang went M a mile up in the air

Chorus

Next time the statistics come around
M was short one post she found
"What for?" asked she then this reply
"You was docked for the time you was up in the sky."


Good Lord, I hope I don't regret being flip... Melissa, are you ok?