Mousethief: Great piece of work! More examples Iraq-Let's violate the UN sanctions as often as possible to offend the U.S., get bombed and still starve. Uganda- We elected Idi Amiin. What more do you want. America- The George and Al show. Cuban Refugees in America-our home is a dictatorship. Let's go to America and create hate and discontent anytime it looks like the government is going to normalize relations or do anything we don't like like giving a six year old boy back to his father (rather than going back to Cuba and trying to overthrow Castro, we might get imprisoned there if we did that.) Russia- We have a Sub in trouble Don't tell anyone until it's too late to save the men who serve the Rodina.

Mine aren't as funny as yours alas. Sometimes lack of logic isn't a humorous thing. Still, your work brought a smile this morning. Have to get to work or the novel is never going to get done. Kindest reguards, Neil