I started this thread because I thought I had been a bit miserable and didn't want you all to think all my threads were going to be sad ones. And to be a bit sad I do not have enough Jokes to keep this going. The idea behind it was to balance out some of the threads that are not happy - you know the ones tear your heart out. I just wanted to try and make you smle
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!" love Patrish xxxx