Brazil..."Let's glorify women...and beat them black & blue when they disobey us"....."and while we're at it, lets chop up and burn the greatest rain forest on the planet so we can have more space to send poor people."

Peru..."Lets elect a Japanese ex-patriot president....if he deosn't work out, maybe we can find some decendant of Pizzaro to lead us."

Columbia.."We need a cash crop...lets find one that will cause murders at home and make the U.S. mad at us."

Ireland..."Who need to travel around the world to wage war? We can have one right here at home....then we can write moving songs about it and sell CDs"

tsk...I am not sure I have the knack, I am beginning to sound grumpy, not funny.