In order to carry on the low tone set by my esteemed friend Patrish...A penguin is driving through a small town when his car breaks down. He takes it into a garage who reckon they can look at it in half an hour or so. The penguin decides to go and have some lunch while he's waiting and finds the nearest Iceland where he buys a tub of ice-cream and a packet of fish fingers, then he sets off back to the garage dipping the fish fingers in to the ice cream and having a thoroughly lovely time.
He gets back to the garage to find the mechanic underneath his car, so he bends down ( not easy for a penguin) and says "What's the trouble then , mate?". Mechanic looks up and says " I reckon you've blown a seal"
" No, I haven't" says the penguin, hastily wiping his mouth..."it's just ice-cream"