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Thread #59418   Message #3490922
Posted By: Little Hawk
15-Mar-13 - 09:18 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You're darned right we are not sure that it's "Shame" (meaning Shane) who has been posting those recent messages which purport to be him!

That is exactly what I've been implying, my dear fellow. Who indeed is the puppetmaster, as Stilly put it? Who is the skulking man behind the curtain? Hmmm? Who has dreamed up this utter poppycock about Shane becoming a Christian, getting a job, etc. I know it wasn't me. Being me, you see, I'm in a good position to know that with complete and absolute certainty.

I don't take kindly to people hijacking my favorite fictional characters for their own nefarious purposes, and I know that a torture awaits them in the afterlife for having done so. Oh, will be dreadful! I'm picturing a lot of wailing, gnashing of teeth, that sort of thing.

Be warned, sir. Be warned. The fate of your soul could be hanging in the balance.