The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #149974   Message #3492457
Posted By: gnu
19-Mar-13 - 10:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: What is 'Heaven and Hell'?
Subject: RE: BS: What is 'Heaven and Hell'?
LH.... "Or we can choose to forgive ourselves..."

Nope. We cannot. That is truly the hell of which I speak. We cannot forgive ourselves... it is not within our power. THAT is why we have to make changes NOW... to live our lives making the "good choices" because we cannot get an "undo" at the end, Even Bill Gates can't get the "undo" to work at that point. CTRL+Z just don't work!

Okay... against my better judgement, I will add the paragraph I didn't add previously... and I hope nobody takes this as an invitation to start a religion discussion even tho it's kinda... oh, whatever.... PLEASE???? I think my request will come clear after youse read it. I SURE hope so...

Ask for forgiveness at the time of death? Well, yeah, in the Cat'lic religion, you can be granted that absolution by simply crossing yourself and saying the magic words (if you don't know what they are, convert! Hehehehe.) but any good Cat'lic knows that really ain't worth shit on accounta you KNOW the difference and so does HE if you believe in an actual "He". Yes, many good Cat'lics don't believe in "He" but believe in the good that the Cat'lic religion can do and that all religions can do. CAN DO. (BTW... Cat'lics got that there crossing thing, eh? It's like "direct dialing"... straight line thru to the Big Guy - no answering machine, no "How may we dirct your call?", no "Yer call may be recorded for...", no nothin. Not even, "If you are a Protestant, please try your call again later.")

I might go to hell for that, but I will probably absolve myself... I already have... it's a joke and MY God likes levity so I am good to go.