I have been looking for the lyrics to this song for ages. Thankyou for providing them. My mum, dad & me used to watch The Pig And Whistle every week back in the day. Loved the show. The barmaid Kay Turner, I remember her singing 'My Old Man Said Follow The Van' and I hadn't heard that song again for years till Miss Piggy sang it once on The Muppet Show. I'd love the words to that song, too.