Steve...you can't "get tough with" God or lay down ultimatums. (ultimata?) It has no effect. ;-) It would be like trying to intimidate the ocean.

Ultimatums will do. Don't even begin to go all Chiff 'n' Fipple and start referring to "fora". As for laying down ultimatums to the Godhead, well why not? He's not that bloody perfect himself, is he? I mean, just look at all the death, misery, disease, famine, drought and manifold other destructions he so eagerly visits on us all, just because a dame bit into his precious bloody apple. Vindictive sod! And no bloody room for a woman in the triumvirate, is there! (Mind you, perhaps he jibs at the thought of a woman sitting on his right hand...). Finally, yanks, lighten up, else you'll all end up just like Jacko. You too, Michael. New jokes welcome. Old ones had better rehash better than that one!