Just to get LH back on track, here's the Punxatawny Phil Indictment News from NBC via USNews.

Remember that LH isn't normally much of a Fox fan and it's possible his weezil dogs brought the article to his attention in the hope that they could be the executioners, bein' as how they're supposed to be pretty good at diggin' out rats and the like.

If that's what happened, then the Hawk may need to apply a little re-education to the pups to get them off the Fox news thing ... ... if he can wake them up long enough to talk to 'em when they're not too busy eatin' to listen.

John