"You seriously need to inspect and extend your vocabulary. You worship God, you do not worship money. You may lustfully acquire it, steal it, bamboozle people out of it, hoard it, count it, fret about it. You do not do those things with your God. Choose a different word. You do not worship sex. You seek it, yearn for it if you can't get it, fail at it, dream about getting it, worry that God or your dead granny is watching what you get up to. Not worship. Wrong word."

Pretty strong criticism from a man who said that Hell is minor discomfort and Heaven a sip of whiskey. Would you please apologize to Little Hawk because he did no more than take the same poetic liberties that you did.

The perfect embodiment of mischievous disingenuousness. And Talisker is whisky, not whiskey, ignoramus.