The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3494904
Posted By: Rapparee
25-Mar-13 - 10:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, whatever it takes to get you through the day. Me, I washed windows 'cause the man is coming tomorrow to INSTALL NEW BLINDS!!! The diamond-shaped insulating kind, in a translucent light pearl color. That way any peeping tom out on the golf course will only see my shadow on the blinds.

Say! I'll be I could make an automaton of me playing the violin so that when Col. Sebastian Moran shows up with his airgun he'll shoot that and I can be behind him with the cops and arrest him. Yeah! We can hide on the golf course and I'll publish it as "The Adventure of the Empty Rough."