Hello Sailor!

I'd piss myself laughing if, when I get there I bump into you...

Any more pontifications regarding what gets you to hell? May as well make it worth my while.   

I wonder which animals would deserve hell then, based on flawed logic with a slight nautical air?   My bloody greyhound pollutes alright. Farts in the house and shitd on my lawn. Whether you would give him the fire and brimstone codswallop is another story.   Presumably the dinosaurs are there because God was displeased with them and was happier with Noah. ..

Best not to discuss heaven and hell when ripped to your tits, it conjours up fantasies no chemical can get near. ..