Hey! Yes you! As a Mudcat member, you too can have a hobby!

All it takes is these two simple steps;

1. Start a thread in full knowledge it will insult the intelligence of rational people.

2. Attack everybody who points this out.

You too can be the centre of attention at all the parties you throw at ___________ (insert address or ship name) and after all, this has at least one advantage over self abuse, it won't impede your passage to heaven! Win, Win!!!!