I don't really think of you as a fencing opponent, Goofy. I've fenced with some of the top swordsmen in the country, and even though I certainly wasn't one of them, I managed to do a fair job of holding my own with them. I wasn't a pushover by any means. Even now, after all these years, I could shish kabob you in seconds, and that's no sport at all

You, on the other hand (as I note do most of the more intelligent folk on this thread—or on this web site in general), I regard as a joke.

Don Firth