Hiya,

Heaven is anything that takes me out of myself – a great concert, book, etc., a good chat with someone else who shares my interests.

Hell is a group of nursing homes I ended up staying in. They should be evacuated, shut down & bombed so they can never re-open again.

I'd love to read the Bible – all that burning fire & blood really appeals to me. It just sounds like a very long folk song. Anyone got any recommendations for a kids' version?? My eyes can't cope with the small font. When I was younger my parents took me to this shrine – I was blessed by a nun who gave me a St. Rita, (she's the patron saint of sick/disabled people) which I wished had been a St. Theresa because of the song.

There were candles in red & blue glass things, statues of nasty things happening & a tape of chanting, a bit like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDc2FD-vy8M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_jKsQjuCfE