This fella in the bar is a bit in his cups and feeling all-powerful. He slams down his glass, turns around and says, I can whip any man in this bar!

No one raises their heads. He says, I can whip any man in this town!

Everyone ignores him. He says, I can whip any man in this county!

This big guy gets tired of this. He rises and makes his way to the first guy and looms over him.

Hastily, the guy says, Oh, oh, too much territory!

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