It could be the effect of global warming......

The polar ice caps melt. The Polar Bears heads south. Swimmers off Coney island and Torquay report attacks by polar bears. their food source is being threatened.

In blind panic, people stop posting on Mudcat. The attack of the Polar bears is imminent, and everyone huddles together for safety - or in some cases, because they like huddling together.

I blame the tories.