Well, I gotta admit that lotta times when I gotta pee and I'm outside and live in 6 very secluded acres so...

...hey, ya' gotta go, ya' gotta go...

Seems that a neighbor's son saw me pee... No, I had my back to him and best I can figure he was at least 400 feet from me but his mom said something to me... She was kinda trying to laugh it off but why bring it up if it ain't nothin'...

So, to pee or not to pee, that is the question... In the woods, that is and at least 400 feet from anyone seein' ya' peein'...

B~