The bride returned from her honeymoon untouched & couldn't understand her husband's lack of desire. She went to the doctor & he said, "I've something here which will fix him right up, a special kind of dog biscuit. Grind it up & add it to his cereal, and he'll act like a great dane." A month later the bride went back to the doctor & and he asked how her husband was. She said, "he's dead." "Oh my God what happened?" asked the Dr. "Well he was in the driveway, licking his balls and I ran over him." Slainte, Mickey