Hi John,
Fun this wan; Whit d'ye think?

"Epitaph On A Wag In Mauchline"
Lament him, Mauchline husbands a',
He aften did assist ye;
For ye had staid whole weeks awa,
Your wives they ne'er had mist'd ye:

Ye Mauchline bairns, as on ye pass
To school in bands thegither,
O tread ye lightly on his grass;
Perhaps he was yer father.
Rabbie Burns (