Well, it's only right. The Catholics practically invented blasphemy. For some damn reason or other.

Anyway, Mom, I am off in the dawn to Arizona with Maggie and BBW in train. There is a particularly lively lass we are going to see who is celebrating her birthday. Born ninety years ago today, she still has more piss and vinegar in her than many twenty-somethings and the know-how to apply it, too. It's been over sixty years since she gave birth to my wife (who was once an infant, can you believe it?) and she ASTILL loves her to pieces. So we sare taking Maggie Dogg (aka Rocket Dog, aka Mudflanks McFuzzbutt) out to apprentice under her for a day on the secrets of long survival.


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