"there was that time during our Revolutionary War when we captured Montreal"

I don't recall that being taught to me in history classes.

I do know that YOUR White House fine china serving dishes are used when YOUR Queen visits Ottawa. I believe your fine serving dishes from you White House were sacked and your White House burned by the likes of Shane even before Brock gave you Yanks "The First Finger".

I have stood under Brock's statue and gazed in the direction that he gave the finger to. I thought... why in fuck would them Yanks think for one minute they could come up here that way?... Jaysus H! And, of course, subsequetly thought... thank goodness! Although, lately, I must admit.... watermelons in April??? Fresh green beans? Fuck Brock tha bastard!