Old Hebridean Islander agrieved at having to go outside for a smoke at his pipe answers nosey tourist who askes if he is enjoying his smoke=-man he says, when I was young we smoked in the house and shat outside now we shit in the house and have to go outside for a smoke..                                                             My harris tweed jacket [early 1950s.] smells of pee if it gets wet from a shower of rain. Check out mordants!