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Thread #59418   Message #3499704
Posted By: Rapparee
06-Apr-13 - 03:11 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
No, not really. It's not a suggestion at all. More of a description of what his part in the battles for Montreal and Quebec City would have been like.

I understand that he's multilingual, being able to say "I surrender! Don't hurt me!" in eight or nine different languages. For example, he can say "Ja izručenje! Ne nanositi povredu mene!" in Croatian, and "Énmegadás! Nem megsért én!" in Hungarian, and "麿 投降! 勿れ 傷 マイクロエレクトロニクス!" in Japanese, and "Ich übergeben! Ausführen nicht antasten mich!" in German and even muddles through "Hymrodda! Gwna mo anafa 'm!" in case the Welsh attack Blind River.

But in the long run he would have been banned from any fighting force because of the international ban on chemical warfare -- not to mention that his lack of hygienic habits would have gotten him tossed out by those who might have been his comrades in arms...or endure what is called these days a "GI shower."