"Again sailor you have not failed us with your rapier like wit and cutting edge dialogue.... but listen barnacle brain..try and be a little more original eh? You are getting a tad tediouse.Or here is a good idea, try and be a little amusing?It aint cool to carry on like the way what you do. "

Make that writes like four year old.

"..and you aint answered the question..are you a real sailor?..I dont think you are. "

Make that three. :-D

How is that for amusing sunshine?